Gardening!

Today Dad said  'enough of this here basic dog training, let's go rattin'! Not quite sure what he mean't but it sounded like fun as it was accompanied by cries of 'rats! mice! seize 'em! So off we went down the garden which was thick with dead bushes and plants from the summer which needed destroying. Dad made a big heap of stuff and then stuck a little magic thing in the bottom which made some strange coloured stuff appear. Dad said it was a 'bomsire' with 'smoke' or something like that. Fascinating. Meanwhile I was crashing around in the undergrowth looking for something that might be 'rats-mice-seize 'em' but all I found were a few crunchy things which dad said were 'snails' and a plastic flowerpot or two. So I did the wall-of-death round the garden for an hour or so carrying sticks and bits of plant. Had a whale of a time. Now knackered and retired to snore in my basket......Ho hummmmm