Oscar.............car!! he says. Yipeeeeee, we are off to somewhere exciting. So, outside, leap in the car, but don't really notice that between the door and the car there is wet stuff dropping out of the sky. Dad says, 'Never mind, you won't melt'. He drives me off to a field somewhere and heads for a parking spot that is knee deep in mud and water. We're going to get stuck I think.
Not a chance says Dad. Four-wheel drive, 'same as you' he says. He was right. Another car followed us in. We kept going and turned round and parked up, and the car behind who I think Dad said was driven by a man called 'Mr Numpty' tried to follow us. He discovered he had made a serious mistake. I did not know that a car's wheels can go round and round whilst the car stands still. Dad seemed to think it was really funny. The Springer Spaniel in the car seemed to think so too.
So, we got out and I then discovered that Dad expected me to go and run about, descending wet stuff not withstanding. Oh well, thought I might as well make the most of it so I did. When we got back Mr Numpty had escaped leaving a muddy hole! Now back in front of the cat-toaster. Wonder when he will be done, or do we need to turn him over?
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