Ever been had? TWICE in one day!

Ok, so yesterday while we were out I made a find while they weren't watching.   Perfume of the god Vulpes - not a lot, and time was tight but it was enough to have a very quick roll in and it gave me a subtle aroma to take home and savour.  When we went to bed, Mum said my bed a "bit whiffy" and stale so it needed a wash. Luckily she didn't realise it was something fresh and on me haha! Well. This morning was a different story.  My aroma had spread round the kitchen, and as she came through the door Mum's face was not a pleased one.  

"Come on Ozzie, come upstairs, come for a cuddle"

"Yeah yeah yeah... right.. sure thing.... I'm coming!!"

A dirty trick it was ... Before I could blink I found myself covered in shampoo, having the indignity of a shower.  If you happen to smell me coming now, I do apologise for such an undogly stench.

Things then looked up.... Car trip, a good run and a paddle in a ford. Zzzzz in the car and I'm being taken into a building that smells of so many dogs, cats and who knows what plus some rather awful chemically smells.  There are nice friendly people, but I smell a rat (ha ha - like the joke?)   Mum buys me a new smelly bone - I'm more suspicious.  Finally this bloke comes to fuss me and we go into a really strange smelling room.   He puts his hands in all sorts of private places in the name of fussing me - cheek!  I knew something was up when both he and Mum were petting me...OUCH!  What the heck was that sharp thing in my shoulder?  Wasn't all bad though as he said I was a good boy who'd probably grow up and calm down "oh in about 4 years time" and gave me a biscuit. 

After that I got a big surprise.  I'd just settled down to sleep and the car stopped again.  I heard a voice I was sure I knew.... Yay it was my first human Mum with her little girl (gosh she's grown!).  Then out came my first human Dad too and he gave me lots of fusses and a bit of rough and tumble.   It was great to see them and show them what a handsome young man I have grown into.  

So, that is why I am shattered tonight.   As threatened Mum washed my bed, but she let me get on it while it was lovely and warm out of the tumble dryer...... Night all!!