There I was quietly minding my own business and looking for something disgusting to roll in on my daily walk with Dad, when in the distance I saw some woolly things. So did Dad, and in a second I was clanked on my lead! He knows me! Well we got to the edge of a field full of about 100 sheep where there is just a small fence between the footpath and the sheep. Nothing at all really, just some strands of wire.
'Leave the fence alone Oscar'..........................'Leave the fence alone Oscar'...................'LEAVE THE BLOODY FENCE ALONE OSCAR!!!!'
Well you know me, I won't be told. Just a little nibble couldn't do any harm now could it. So I bit it.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..............YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.............WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
I found myself laying on my back with my legs waving about feeling like someone had just shoved a red hot poke straight up my arse. It was excruciating. What was Dad doing...........errr laughing, and I could swear that the sheep were too. 'That'll teach you to do as your told' he said.
Oh Oscar you silly boy! You won't do that again in a hurry, will you? Love and kisses!
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